Sunday, September 27, 2015

Related Poisons

Oh, what an anniversary. And how I dreamt of it...Today marks the 20th anniversary of my poisonous cheater all the way from Sheepshead Bay. I say "poison" because he was a descendant of the Medici's and our fabulous Lucretia, who poisoned her enemies from the royal court. OH, to remember such things! First time in my life I ever dealth with a cheater and a liar that close in a relationship. He told me he left his girlfriend months prior. Nope, he lied. Hilarity ensued.

This time of September is always a bit "off", coupled with today's super blood moon (look up the Shemitah, very interesting), and my memories of three assholes from Staten Island that I cannot stand. Only my best friend's sister and one friend from college are the folks I have good memories of, at this point. Just sad. September (and Staten Island, it seems) have turned into a dumping ground for memories and experiences I cannot seem to file away in my mental rolodex. Meh.

I'm also thinking of two teachers I really enjoyed: Cipullo, my history teacher; and Pfiff, the Spanish teacher. Pfiff dressed up as a bunch of grapes in Halloween 1986, while teaching her class the finer points of sangria. Such a riot, she was! Lung cancer got her in 2003. Cipullo was just old age, from what I understand. "Like, man, ya know, YES!" --her favorite phrase, mocking the teenage slang of the day. So funny.

And that's what has me in its crosshairs today. Merc Rx sends you back, and these long-forgotten memories pop up. Funny what you remember.

I'm still wondering which of my Staten Island assholes is out there, hiding and watching. Bill, Dylan and Wendy? I love ya. I hope we can see "Krampus" when it comes out.

Friday, September 4, 2015

Happy Bey Day!

It's Beyonce's birthday. Yay. Keanu turned 51 on the 2nd, and Charlie Sheen turned 50 yesterday. Love those Virgos. Ok, that's my post for today.