It's the Flu



And I'm taking off tomorrow. And perhaps the next day.



Sick people, please stay away, I will get sicker. Healthy people, if I make you sick, here's your apology in advance.



My head's in a fish bowl. I'm weak, shaking. HR is a nightmare. If this crap keeps up, I either want to see an improvement in my paycheck, or I'm looking for another job.



And forget about Friday. The ex-office person's getting a phone call from me, pre-emptively, to describe the nasal sinus hell I'm in. And if he doesn't like it? TOO DAMN BAD.



I'm on my schedule this week, not anyone else's.



And please, no goddam lectures about getting a flu shot. I always have a reaction and have a weak arm after the injection.