Hally is almost heer

hello

 

this is dexter. 

 

i am very happy that it iz only three more days to catwoman. i haf seen the preeveews and i cant wait to see those sexee eers. overull ithink this has ben a gud summer for cats. we have had garfield, two brothers, and now catwoman. there wuz a tiger documentery on last night on animal planet, but my two-legger turned off the picture box so i could not watch. it was about tigerz in sibeerya. i think that is in russya i dont have a map. its all rite tho, i jumpd on her hedd for turneen it off. hss hss hss (that iz catspeak for ha ha ha)

 

i am glad i didnt see garfield i heerd it was rather dull. there iz nothing dull about us so that offendz me. hally is not dull now that i kno she tuk one of the catz she was filmeen with home. it was an egypshin mau, they are skinnee and long and tryanguler. kashi the brat thinkz she is eypshin becuz of her name, but she wuz born under a motorcykel...how commen. if sheis egypshin then i am a panther from the tropicks hss hss hss. i will attak her from my window later today. hsssss i kill me i sware.

 

anywaay, i still haf my mouse from my plan to see garfield. i dont care abot the criticks (they must be meen peeple) i luv my hally.

 

ok ive reely got to go. kashi is annoyeen me. egypshin my tayl hss hss hss...