rhythmik gymnasts are reely cats

hello this is dexter.



i was watcheen the Olympiks with my two-legger, and this thing called rhythmik gymnastiks came on. i jumped at the screen, i couldnot help it.



my theeory is these girls are two-legger cats. they are just hideen it.



why you say --oh i wish i could use that shift key--i will tell yoo why.



1- they run aroond and chase a hoop, a ball, theese things called 'clubs', and my favoritt--the ribben! wow i just shifted with my tayl. i think i will do that aggain.



2- they twerl, roll, and generully go nuts--like on catnip nutz--for objekts that have notheen to do with reel life. for pointz, too, so they can win metal things with anuther ribben attached. i like things with ribben attached.



3-ive noticed they are bubbley and cute and stretch very far. i am jellus knoween that i am not the only one that can stick my leg over my hed. i cant do a back walkoveer eyther, and that annoyz me.



4- i dont think they keer how sillee they look. like us, it's all about chaysing the objekt and then lyeen flat on the floor while lookeen eggsotic and pretty.



5-when they gett a lowe skore, they sit and sulk. its very emportant that propper attenshun is given to cat-like creetures at all times or wee are insulted. no one is more beootifull than a cat, so big up to us! hsss hssss hssss i kill me, i sware.



well, kitties (my two legger uses that phrase), i haff to go. there is a berd across the way and i am distracted.



thank you for letteen me voyce my opinion.



meow for now,

dexter