Everybody wants to be me

How do I know this?



SOMEONE ATTEMPTED TO USE MY ATM # 150 TIMES TODAY. I had a nice chat with my bank about it.



There are four unauthorized charges that I spotted--THANK GOD--right before I left from work tonight. Turns out someone in North Carolina made some charges through a luggage website. I also received an email from eBay that my account had been tampered with. When I tried to sign in? They wouldn't accept my info. I had to go through a special link. Sure enough, my secret question was changed, and it said "Anne" not "Anne Louise" on the account. Now, anyone who knows me, knows how rare my name is. There are probably hundreds of women with my name, we're like Smith for chrissake! So, someone's having fun at my expense. I hope they get cancer of the eye.



The guy from Sharon Luggage in NC told me he saw "decline" on the 150 attempts, which tells me it was probably some new-fangled electronic device that got the number. The bank gave me his number, then the fraud department canceled my card #, which makes it impossible for me to click onto my online banking page where I see everything. How nice. Inconvenience from some asshole who deserves to stabbed in the eye with a steak knife.



Now the big question: will this stay in dispute or will I get my funds back?



My life is just never boring, is it...