Someone must be sticking pins in mother nature because it's a damn swamp out there! My god, there are people that actually LIKE this weather?! Give me January or give me death. I'll take polar bears over alligators any day, kiddies.
I supremely said To Hell With It and stayed in bed yesterday allll daaaayy looong. Considering the weather? I might have gotten hit with lightning like that poor family on the news. The 12 year old had BRAIN SWELLING. Yikes.
Well, it's another long week in hell for me, and I'm so far past caring anymore, I actually expect to be late everyday. Between my commute, train problems, and my inability to walk fast with leg pain, I could care less.
I've got my plan in action should they fire me, but why would they? They're getting me on the cheap. I know this place enjoys watching its underlings writhe and suffer, so they must be loving this. Little do they know I'm having a damn good time making a profit off all the promo books the special sections people used to review. I think that's hilarious. What will I do with all these books? Selling them is the only answer. And since they're not paying me, so much the better. The money goes into my pocket, someone gets to read a brand-new, never-used book, and there's no wasteful let's-shove-it-in-the-trash ramblings. This place wastes books, food, paper, plastic, and employees.
By the grace of god, goddess, heaven, and all the saints and angels I hope I can get out of here and take Baldo's new assistant with me. She's looking, too. That's just too damn funny.
My bank upgrade/merger takes place this weekend. Let's see if I have access to homelink at all. Ah, the wonders of technology...
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