Instant Karma's Gonna Get You

Well, I sit here with glee. Complaints of back pain did not come from me today, it came from someone else. Smug is the one term that comes to mind when I think of this person. Good. I have always enjoyed schadenfreude. I have cursed this place under my breath and out loud, maybe it's going to be an early Christmas gift? I'm loving it.

Either way, it might snow Wednesday. That gives me reason to jump with glee. It's starting to feel like that thing, WINTER. November ain't supposed to be 72 degrees.

Monkey Man Chimpareeno president (with a small 'p') tried to make a hasty exit when a reporter nailed him on this lovely war we're in. Chimpy made a comment on his "jet lag"--translation: screw you, I'm the president--and tried to make a mad dash, but the door was locked. I fell over laughing when I saw the streaming video. It's hysterical. And kudos to Rep. Murtha, who actually DID defend this country, for standing up to the bullshit rhetoric that passes for "patriotism" in the eyes of Cheney, Rumsfeld, and Monkey Man--all of whom had numerous deferments to get out of serving their country. But never fear! Like a good narcissist, he's got to celebrate someone standing up for his empty ideals, so Mongolia got a big shout-out from our Chimp. Kiddies, when you need to get support from a country that hasn't seen fame since Genghis Khan's time? It's time to pull out.

I just love selfish, spoiled, money-filled men with their parents riches protecting them. Wouldn't know hard work or decency if it came and bit them on the ass.

Quick Dexter update: he's doing fine after the hallway mishap. He hasn't gone near the door, and has promised never to speak of it. Kashi, on the other hand, is a crazy spider monkey who likes to climb things, like stairs. She's peeked her nose out the door a few times. Dex swished his tail as if to say, "Sigh...the young ones. They never learn!"

Off to lunch. All looks well today. Smuggo's going home. Should I get some Kleenex?

methinks not.