Friday, May 19, 2006

What's Up with Britney?

Other than her trying to mother her child. Ok, most of us wouldn't hold a baby and a glass of water at the same time, but most of us wouldn't have bodyguards helping us get in a limo, either.

Ok, the baby car seat incident aggravated me, but yesterday was just ridiculous. Is she really supposed to not slip if stalkerazzi are getting that close? She's walked in 5 inch heels, I don't think flip flops are the problem. I enjoyed her comment, "This is why I need a gun." I also enjoy not giving Bonnie Fuller and her glossy rags any money whatsoever.

Does anyone remember Princess Di? And no, we can't continue to blame the drunken chaffeur. He was only part of the problem. Numerous celebrities have cited this same problem, and it's only a matter of time before someone ELSE gets killed trying to escape some asshole with a sports lens.

This is the main reason I read that Scarlett Johannsen fled L.A. She was sick of being photographed and chased. Good, let her stay in the city I love. If I run into her at a Starbucks, I'll tell her I'm proud of her decision. These idiots need a smack in the head.

And of course, that second-rate fish-wrapper The NY Post puts Britney front and center. Um, didja know we still have a war going on? This country is going to hell? Hurricane season is around the corner and Nawlins is still in shambles? Noooo, Sean's little baseball cap is more important.

My god, they call themselves journalists???? Pardon me while I go puke.

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