And the reason we care....is???



Affleck, Lopez Break Off Relationship

NEW YORK (AP) _ Those who want to see Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez as

man and wife will have to settle for the on-screen version. Lopez ended the

engagement, a spokesman at Dan Klores Communications confirmed Thursday.

Affleck's publicist, Ken Sunshine, said only, ``We never comment on the

private lives of our clients.''



Never comment? Of course not. I guess "spin" would be the operative term. Particularly since publicists usually start the mess to begin with.



And to think this trifling tramp is compared to Liz Taylor??!! How big was your check to AMFAR, Miss From-the-Block? BTW, your "perfume" smells like fermented cat piss (as I sit wearing Liz's Diamonds & Sapphires). Long live La Liz! She might be gray, reading off a prompter, and forgetting her shoes at famous weddings, but the fact remains--she's still one classy old gal. Take that, you rice and bean eating hoochie ass princess! And Beyonce's derriere is much, much nicer than yours! She's also got Jay-Z, a nice guy who comes back to Myrtle Ave. and gives Christmas gifts to the kids in his old building, not some sorry-ass drunk from Boston who gambles constantly and wants to be Matt Damon so bad it hurts.





Don't worry about the rocks that I got... Oh, I'm not. Just the ones in YOUR HEAD, DARLING.