Happee Holloween

hello



this is dexter.



today is a grate day! becauz it's Holloween! Witches, candee and cats. And a big shout out to Carmine, Andrew's buddee. Weel go flyeen on the broom later.



Holloween is the offishal pagen festival before those damm puritens ruined it all by comeen over on that bote. It's about hideen from evil spirits by dresseen like someone else so they wont find you and take your sole.



as an offishal emblem of that time (and beeing a pretty sexee familiar myself), it's a day for all black cats to be more than reviled creatures. we do not turn peeple into toads, we do not breeng plague, suffereen, or dizeaze. that's Laura Bush's job hss hss hssss i kill me i sware.



we simplee wish to enjoy the costoomes, the kids, and the occasional peece of buttered popcorn that falls in our path (well, i do anyway. hss hss hss)



many of our two-leggers wer hung, drownt, and burnt at the stake simply out of that sillee histerria in the 1600's. some of us got it, too. if you see someone doeen sumtheen rotten to a black cat today? bite them, plain and simple. Tell them dexter and carmine sent yoo.



today is about candee and fun, so hug a black cat and bob for appels!



well, the dorrbell is ringeen. i have go act cute so i can get some popcorn frum dresst up kids.



carmine, letz do sooshi later this week?



love,

dexter