How to Work with Four Year-Olds

Leave it to Irving Berlin to describe my work situation. Come to think of it, my last job was like this, too. Hum a few bars and join in...



Anything you can do,

I can do better.

I can do anything

Better than you.


No, you can't.

Yes, I can. No, you can't.

Yes, I can. No, you can't.

Yes, I can,

Yes, I can!


Anything you can be

I can be greater.

Sooner or later,

I'm greater than you.


No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.

No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.

Yes, I am!



Get the picture? Oh, I'm ready to get my gun, all right, as Bob Verlaque would say.



And I'm off two days this week--follow up to my jury case (the judge recused himself), and my magical day off--RECOGNITION THANK GOD--for coming in VOLUNTARILY on a Saturday. Next week is adventures in the new car with RD. That's Friday, PB's last day. HA!



Someone send me a roll of quarters, I'll call PB when I care.