Spreeng is Heer

hello.

this is dexter.

i am very happee becauz spreeng is heer. a nest of berds has moved in across the glass box and they are littel and brown. i haff to watch my nose becuz i smasht into the glass box wen i tryed to jump at them too weeks ago.

unlike last yeer, there are no hally berry movees for me to see, but i'm hopeen my two-legger will rent somtheen soon.

kashi the moron got stuck with a rustle bag arond her head again. my two legger lafft and said YOO IDIET! i sniffed and went bag to bed. she's just so sillee somtimes. stickeen her head in bags. i fell off the cowch wunce but that was becauz i wuz asleep. my belly gets in the way.

it's such nice wether, too. maybe my two-legger will let me go in the hallway tonite. that wud be grate!

gotta go. kashi is lookeen at another rustle bag.

idiet.

bye

love dexter.