This is Why I'm Voting for Obama

Just to spite this bitch.

Republicans have truly joined the lunatic fringe. I remember when they were just square conservatives who wore ties and argyle socks with everything. Now? THESE PEOPLE ARE GROWING OUT OF THE GROUND. THEY'RE FUCKING CRAZY AND I'M AFRAID.

I'll be happily traipsing over to my voting station tomorrow morning with a baby snickers in my mouth. Just because.