Deer Santa

hello



this is dexter.



Beehold my deer santa letter.



Deer Santa:



I have ben gud all yeer. I have not attakt that tree, eether. It's there and big and green, but I have left it alone. That takes streength even frum an honerary panther like me. (hss hss hss i'm so funnee) Muffin got a few whakks, but she deeserves it: she tuk my spot on the window and I cant see my pidgjons at all.



I am gratefull for my two-legger and would like her to make moor stake for us. 9 Lives does get boreen. What I reely want, Santa, is a batch of new catnip toys and a pat on my head from Hallee Bery. I didn't reely like Gothikka, but Catwoman was ok. If you cud get her to visit with thoze catnip toys? I'd purr for the rest of my life. Im not eeven goeen to ask for sooshi or yarn like I did last yeer. Just Hallee and a new mouse.



If yoo've got time, of corse. I kno you are bizzy rite now with toys and theengs.



Thank you for reeding this! Emayl and bloggs are fun.



love



dexter